1 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:14,667 Beth curry: ♪ little white secrets hide ♪ 2 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:18,000 ♪ behind empty stares ♪ 3 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:23,417 ♪ don't you say anything ♪ 4 00:00:23,417 --> 00:00:27,542 ♪ or you might disappear ♪ 5 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:38,042 ♪ it's like a game Of who will give in ♪ 6 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:40,833 Shh. 7 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:44,625 Curry: ♪ and if you do ♪ 8 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:48,375 ♪ then I will win ♪ 9 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:52,542 ♪ I see the little White secrets you hide ♪ 10 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:57,500 ♪ I know what's behind The look in your eyes ♪ 11 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:03,250 ♪ what is it that you Are trying to disguise? ♪ 12 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:08,583 ♪ running from all the lies ♪ 13 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:14,167 ♪ behind the red velvet curtain Waiting to perform ♪ 14 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:21,708 ♪ is every truth That you've hidden ♪ 15 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,625 ♪ or tried to ignore ♪ 16 00:01:27,375 --> 00:01:34,833 ♪ I think you may Be giving up clues ♪ 17 00:01:38,125 --> 00:01:44,083 ♪ I'll dig a grave for you If that's true ♪ 18 00:01:45,917 --> 00:01:50,542 ♪ I see the little White secrets you hide ♪ 19 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:55,583 ♪ I know what's behind The look in your eyes ♪ 20 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:59,958 ♪ what is it that you Are trying to disguise? ♪ 21 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,833 ♪ running from-- ♪ 22 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:04,625 [record scratch] 23 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,708 Oh! Oh! 24 00:02:11,167 --> 00:02:13,333 Ah... 25 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,458 Kristin diable: ♪ listen close ♪ 26 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,750 ♪ it's time that I impart ♪ 27 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:27,792 ♪ these words of wisdom ♪ 28 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:29,750 ♪ on how flirting is an art ♪ 29 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,750 ♪ you'll never ever lose ♪ 30 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:36,125 ♪ just follow my rules ♪ 31 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:41,083 ♪ you'll have Any man you choose ♪ 32 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:45,125 ♪ when you follow the rules ♪ 33 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:49,125 ♪ just follow the rules ♪ 34 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:54,625 Jenna: where were you All weekend? 35 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,833 I needed you. We all did. 36 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:58,458 Sam: guys, It was 48 hours. 37 00:02:58,458 --> 00:02:59,917 No one's life Fell apart. 38 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,917 I had shit implode In seconds, 39 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:03,917 Like, "What was I Thinking with dean?" 40 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,292 And, "Everything Is falling apart, 41 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,917 "And here you are, Crocheting 42 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,417 With "No social Filter" guy." 43 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:10,167 And me, I went on A date with a guy 44 00:03:10,167 --> 00:03:11,667 I met through Geek 2 geek. 45 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,250 Wait. You're on Geek 2 geek? 46 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,125 Those guys were All over me In high school, 47 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:15,375 At least they Wanted to be. 48 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:18,000 I just can't picture you Hooking up with a guy 49 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,375 On a set of "Doctor who" sheets. 50 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,375 What can you Picture? 51 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,208 Ixnay. 52 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,333 Anyway, right As I was about To take him home, 53 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,625 He asked if he Could probe me with His light saber. 54 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,458 Ew. 55 00:03:32,458 --> 00:03:34,083 What was I supposed To say to that? 56 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,250 Jenna: seriously? You have to ask that? 57 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,708 More importantly, Your netflix account 58 00:03:38,708 --> 00:03:40,917 Lapsed in the middle Of my "Walking dead" Marathon. 59 00:03:40,917 --> 00:03:42,833 I couldn't figure out Your security question. 60 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:43,917 Sam: all you had to do was say The name of our first pet. 61 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:47,083 I did-- Freaky fanny. 62 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:51,875 Freaky fido. How could you forget? 63 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,583 I got To call mom. 64 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,625 Everyone survived. Let's just move on. 65 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,958 Fuck that. We're not done Guilt-tripping you yet. 66 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:06,625 It's way too confusing To make a decision Without you. 67 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:09,833 Rule number 78-- A wingwoman's job Is never done, 68 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,375 No matter how Depraved things get. 69 00:04:12,375 --> 00:04:14,667 To our favorite Depraved wingwoman. 70 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,667 Cheers. 71 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,042 Ben: my name is ben, And I'm a sex addict. 72 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:21,708 Hi, ben. Hi, ben. Hi, ben. 73 00:04:21,708 --> 00:04:23,667 You realize this Is all bullshit. 74 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,167 The thrill, The chase... 75 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:26,375 Wingwomen don't Have any judgment. 76 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,625 Constantly looking Over your shoulder. 77 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:34,583 It's a fire fueled By shame and guilt. 78 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:41,583 I think my rock bottom was The day jenna finally left me. 79 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,333 [woman coughs] 80 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,375 I guess it made me realize There was somebody 81 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,750 In the world that I actually cared about 82 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,375 More than myself. 83 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,083 So anyway, I promise to keep Trying every single day. 84 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:51,708 Thank you. 85 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:55,833 [applause] 86 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:59,333 Woman: hi. I'm gloria, And I'm a sex addict. 87 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:02,125 Hi, gloria. Hi, gloria. Hi, gloria. 88 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:04,417 I'm just gonna Head to the loo. Ok. 89 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,833 Didn't he just Go to the loo? 90 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,833 I always thought That women sex addicts 91 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:12,500 Were porn stars Or just slutty girls 92 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,083 With no self-esteem... 93 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:15,833 [snickers] 94 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:17,375 Gloria: but then... 95 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:18,958 What? That's funny. 96 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,375 This is supposed To be serious. 97 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,958 Ben just bared His soul in front Of all these people. 98 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,625 [both moaning] 99 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:29,500 I've got A blackberry lover 100 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,250 And a couple Of strawberries. 101 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,625 Let's see What I got. 102 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,000 Oh, tutti frutti. Sweet. 103 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,875 They never have that In the variety pack. 104 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:37,292 I'm attracted To everything. 105 00:05:37,292 --> 00:05:40,667 Even root-shaped vegetables Turn me on. 106 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,542 Me, too. 107 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,500 Yeah? 108 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,458 Stop Elbowing me. 109 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,583 In this room, There is no shame. 110 00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:49,500 [applause] 111 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,500 Oh. 112 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,333 Hi. I'm sam. 113 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,708 Hi, sam. Hi, sam. Hi, sam. 114 00:05:54,708 --> 00:05:57,042 Please go ahead. 115 00:05:57,042 --> 00:05:58,667 No. It's cool. 116 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:00,375 Really. Come on. Come on. 117 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:02,292 It's cool. 118 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:05,792 You really want To know what I think? 119 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,917 The real problem here 120 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:25,417 Is that you are addicted To the wrong thing--cheating. 121 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:28,125 You know my Girlfriend is just Next door, right? 122 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:31,292 Yeah. I know. Oh, keep fucking me. 123 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:33,875 Yes. Yes. 124 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:36,542 Yes. Yes. Yes. 125 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:37,958 Yes. Yes! Yes! 126 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:41,667 Uh...Uh... 127 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,792 Sam: you should be Sexually addicted to your wives, 128 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,375 Your husbands, Your boyfriends, 129 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:47,083 Your girlfriends, Your dildos, 130 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,083 Your watermelons, Your whatever. 131 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,375 If you don't have One of those, 132 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:53,792 What the fuck Is your problem? 133 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:57,708 You are addicted To these meetings. 134 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,833 Hi. My name is sam, 135 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,375 And I'm gonna Get laid tonight. 136 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:02,958 Who's with me? 137 00:07:02,958 --> 00:07:04,708 [cheering and applause] 138 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:10,458 Hey... 139 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,208 Whoa, that's a lot Of cookies. 140 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:15,542 Oh. They're not All for me. 141 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:19,458 What you said back there, That took a lot of courage. 142 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:22,250 Thank you. 143 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,542 Yeah. These meetings Are always such a downer. 144 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:25,500 I know, right? 145 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,625 It's one sob story After another. 146 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,417 Yeah. Listen. 147 00:07:29,417 --> 00:07:32,500 There's something I always wanted to say, 148 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,333 But I never have The guts to. 149 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:37,208 Shoot. 150 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,417 I want To have a baby. 151 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,417 Yeah. It's just Weird with a friend, 152 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:44,250 And I don't want To go in vitro... 153 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah. 154 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,708 And I also don't want A guy that wants 155 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,167 To stay in The picture after. 156 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:52,458 So you're looking For a hot, smart guy 157 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,833 Who will forget you Exist right after You jump his bones. 158 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,500 Yeah. Am I crazy? 159 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,042 Charlie: Hey, best intern ever 160 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:04,250 Bringing you Your afternoon pick-me-up. 161 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,875 Ok. Bye. Yeah. 162 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:06,708 Charlie, Hi, buddy. 163 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:09,167 Hey, sam. 164 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,792 Uh, this one Is for you, obviously. 165 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,042 There you go. 166 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:14,667 I wish you were My intern. 167 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:17,042 Aww. Yeah... 168 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,792 Because that's a Career ladder that's Going somewhere. 169 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:20,500 Is that Cinnamon? 170 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,000 Nice! You remembered. 171 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,125 Yeah. Ooh... 172 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,708 So what's up? 173 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,708 Actually, I was kind of Hoping I could ask dean 174 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,083 Some advice. 175 00:08:30,083 --> 00:08:32,083 Yes. I'm An open book. 176 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:34,333 You know what, charlie? That's not a good idea. 177 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,042 It's ok. It's about beth. 178 00:08:36,042 --> 00:08:39,458 I saw on facebook that She's gonna be in chicago For the weekend, 179 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,000 And I'm freaking out. 180 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,667 I have no idea What to do. 181 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,625 All right. You're gonna Need some work. 182 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,083 What you need Is a wingman. 183 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,708 I could be Your wingman. 184 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:48,792 That's a Terrible idea. 185 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:49,833 Right. No. Me and you, I think, is-- 186 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,542 And not me, Either. 187 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:54,292 See, what makes blair A fantastic wingman-- 188 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,375 Cock. What? 189 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:59,250 He loves it, can't Get enough of it. 190 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,583 Man, no one Loves cock more Than blair. 191 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,625 Oh, ok. I-- 192 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,042 Hmm. Yeah. I'm interested to see-- 193 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:08,792 Is there more To it than that? 194 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,375 You know What, dean? You, shh. 195 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,583 Dean, this is Inappropriate. 196 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:12,833 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just getting Started. 197 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:15,333 What? No, no. 198 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,750 All I do is, I drop gems. 199 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,708 Enough. This is my brother. 200 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,292 You don't talk About this stuff-- 201 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,625 Let's just at least Hear him out, I think. 202 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,292 Brother thing, No, no, no. 203 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:22,958 She's only gonna Make that fall off, All right? 204 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:25,375 Oh, uh-- Exactly. 205 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,125 So here. Stay with me. Yeah. Ok. 206 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:28,833 Dean, that's gross, And inappropriate. 207 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,583 Hey, you know what, guys? This Has been really informative. 208 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:32,292 Are you A virgin? I'm his sister. 209 00:09:32,292 --> 00:09:33,667 Enjoy the coffees, But I got it. I got it. 210 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,292 Hey, char-- A wingman! 211 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:38,542 Preferably one That likes cock! 212 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:42,625 Hey. Yeah. Sorry. I know you're busy, 213 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,083 But is there any chance you Could meet me in the lobby In 10 minutes? 214 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,667 [door closes] 215 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:49,625 Megan: Hey, charlie. Charlie: hey. 216 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:52,583 Um... 217 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,250 Thanks for meeting me. 218 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:57,292 There's something I wanted to ask you, 219 00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,625 But if this is weird, You can just forget That I was even here. 220 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,583 Ok. I'm interested. What's going on? 221 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,167 It's beth. 222 00:10:04,167 --> 00:10:06,625 She's coming into town This weekend, 223 00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:07,625 And I have no idea What to do. 224 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,500 I tried asking My sister and dean, 225 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,792 But they were Too busy bickering 226 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:11,917 To give me any Actual advice, 227 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,500 And I thought that-- 228 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,708 You know what? This is weird. I'm sorry. 229 00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:18,958 I just wanted To think of us as friends, 230 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:20,917 But this is obviously Way too much too soon. 231 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:22,292 I should Probably-- No, no, no. 232 00:10:22,292 --> 00:10:25,292 It's cool. We're friends. 233 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,083 I like that. 234 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,375 If you can get her To sit down with you And have a drink, 235 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:31,458 I think I can help You get her back. 236 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:35,042 How? 237 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:38,458 [zip] 238 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,708 [giggles] 239 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,250 Right? 240 00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:44,625 There's some really Good stuff in here. 241 00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,792 It is. 242 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:48,708 How does it feel? 243 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,375 I can see your 4 brain cells Dancing around 244 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,167 Like they've come up With something clever. 245 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,167 Go ahead. 246 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,667 I was just wondering How you like the feeling Of being under me. 247 00:10:58,667 --> 00:11:01,042 From what I hear, it's Pretty disappointing. 248 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:04,208 Do you really think There's a person On this planet 249 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:07,542 Who would think you Are more capable Than me at anything? 250 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,292 Uh, your brother. 251 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:12,583 Hey, guys. 252 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:14,292 Sit, sit, sit, Sit, sit, please. 253 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:18,833 So...I know that You're both waiting 254 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,000 About this big decision Today. 255 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 So I'm sorry about that. 256 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,333 We just want To make sure that we have The right approach in mind. 257 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,208 Of course. Perfect sense. 258 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,375 Yeah. So the board and I Are in unanimous agreement. 259 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,292 [cell phone chimes] 260 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:31,625 The new Account supervisor-- 261 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,250 One second. 262 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,417 [sighs] 263 00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:37,500 Ok. [chime] 264 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,583 The one who will Be promoted today, 265 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,417 You will find out Momentarily. 266 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,167 Can you believe that? Hold on. Check this out. 267 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:53,667 That's what I love. Ha ha! 268 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:57,208 Sorry, guys. It's like catnip. 269 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,875 The one who will be Promoted here today 270 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,750 Is going to be... 271 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,958 Both of you. 272 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:03,792 I'm sorry? What was that? 273 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,208 Brilliant. Yeah. 274 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,792 That's right, Because you two 275 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,667 Have a perfect Symbiotic relationship. 276 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,750 I mean, between Sam's creativity 277 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,958 And dean's client Relationship skills, 278 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,208 You guys Are an unstoppable team. 279 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,708 It's like dc and marvel... 280 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:17,083 [whoosh] 281 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:17,958 Just combined Into two people. 282 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,708 That's how Powerful you are. 283 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,292 You two are the future Of this company. 284 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:25,167 Make us proud. 285 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,583 Just think about that... 286 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,833 [chime] All the power That that entails. 287 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,542 Dean, is that for me? 288 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:35,333 Yep. 289 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,000 Be right back. 290 00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:48,333 Looks like you're My new wingman. 291 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,708 How's it feel, Scottie? 292 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:53,583 What? Basketball? 293 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,792 Ok. That is not cool. 294 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,083 This is like being forced Into an arranged marriage. 295 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,375 Marriage Involves sex. 296 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,667 This, only nagging. 297 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,083 Oh, looks like someone Is alert today. 298 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,917 Did someone slip you Some ginkgo biloba 299 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:09,250 Into your Pomegranate tea? 300 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,792 You're stuck with me. Peace. 301 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,917 Lex land: ♪ all along, thought That we were going strong ♪ 302 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:19,500 ♪ oh, my ♪ 303 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,708 ♪ well, I know that we've hit Some bumpy roads ♪ 304 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:24,250 ♪ it's fine ♪ 305 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,667 ♪ poor communication ♪ 306 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,667 Final bag. 307 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,167 You'd think that after Moving so many times, 308 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,208 I'd be better at this. 309 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:45,083 Just breathe. Relax. 310 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,958 You're freaking out. 311 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,542 Is it that obvious? 312 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,125 Well, the rigor mortis In your lips is a hint. 313 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:58,792 Ha ha! It doesn't sound Like such a bad thing. 314 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:01,000 Maybe they're right. 315 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,542 Maybe you guys Will be great together. 316 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,375 Like itchy and scratchy Are great together. 317 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,875 I'll just have To hope he gets Kidnapped by aliens 318 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,292 Ok. With rectal Thermometers. 319 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:13,042 Anyway, the whole thing With that guy peter 320 00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:13,750 Didn't really Work out. 321 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,167 What about it? 322 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,750 I was gonna tell you At the bar, 323 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,583 But I think you Steered me the wrong way. 324 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250 What do you mean? 325 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:25,708 You vag-blocked me With charlie, 326 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,292 Who's sweet and nice, And I only think 327 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:28,000 Of you when we have sex. 328 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,042 You gave me the rules, 329 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,333 You set up the plan With peter, 330 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,208 And somehow none of it Seemed to work. 331 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,375 The one common Thread is you. 332 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,875 Megan, first of all, I didn't give you The rules. 333 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,375 You took them, even When I told you 334 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,042 They were stupid And dangerous. 335 00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:41,958 Second of all, I think you're Missing the point. 336 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,542 What is the point? 337 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,958 The common thread Is you. 338 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,667 I'm just Giving you advice. 339 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,542 You take it, Or you leave it. 340 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,792 But the rules Work for you. 341 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,708 Do I look like I have My shit together? 342 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,500 It's a work In progress. 343 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:59,000 We'll figure it out. 344 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,500 Matthew mayfield: ♪ pretty, young thing ♪ 345 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,333 ♪ how you feel? ♪ 346 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,083 ♪ can't get a little... ♪ 347 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,292 So where's The baby mama-to-be? 348 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,208 Sam: how'd you get to be A sex addict 349 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:13,625 If you're afraid To walk into bars? 350 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,708 Yeah. I have Better luck 351 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,542 Picking up guys coming Out of strip clubs. 352 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:22,083 Gloria, meet my friends Megan and jenna. 353 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,625 This is gloria. We're gonna Make her a baby tonight. 354 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,208 Yeah. 355 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:32,208 Whoa, easy. 356 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,042 We don't want you passing out On your big night. 357 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:35,792 I know. I'm so sorry. 358 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,458 I'm just a Little nervous. 359 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,125 So has he Already agreed To this? 360 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,292 No, but it's ok. He owes me. 361 00:15:42,292 --> 00:15:43,792 Oh. 362 00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,625 Megan: so what kind of guy Were you looking for? 363 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,917 Hmm, let's see. 364 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,917 Well, maybe A little nerdy But confident, 365 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,583 Handsome, rugged 366 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,792 But with Sensitive eyes. 367 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,250 Forget all that. There's your guy. 368 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:08,625 Are you sure You're ok with this? 369 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,958 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 370 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,750 There's nothing Between us. 371 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,958 I have ben. 372 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,625 Hi. I'm gloria. 373 00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,333 And I'm gay. Hey, ladies. 374 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,458 Hey, partner. 375 00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,875 Hey, partner. 376 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,625 Gloria, This is dean. 377 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,958 He's got love 'em And leave 'em in his dna. 378 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,042 Mm. 379 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:40,125 So you said you wanted To cash in on this bet. 380 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,458 What's my big Punishment? 381 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,042 What's this? 382 00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:50,417 It's gloria. You're gonna fuck. Mm-hmm. 383 00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,542 What is this, 384 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,000 Some kind Of a revenge fuck, 385 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,208 Numbers game, 386 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:54,833 Throwback From gay to straight? 387 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,750 What's the catch? 388 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,000 She's a sex addict, Can go for days. 389 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,833 Hell yeah. 390 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,000 And that's My punishment? 391 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,542 We should bet all the time. Give me a high five. 392 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,625 Nope? Nope. 393 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,333 Ok. Let's go. 394 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,917 You want To get dinner? 395 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,750 Let's do it. 396 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,917 Annmarie cullen: ♪ do I have your attention? ♪ 397 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,875 ♪ do I have Your attention? ♪ 398 00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:25,792 Just so you know, This is gonna take a while. 399 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:30,083 Ok. Sweet. 400 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,500 Come on. All right. 401 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,208 You got Somewhere to go? Because-- 402 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,500 Let go of Your pants. 403 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,917 Your are A fast mover. 404 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,125 Mm. 405 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:46,667 All right. Shoes off. Yeah. 406 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,417 Ooh, no underwear. Cool. 407 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,875 I'm gonna keep My socks on. 408 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,833 Yeah? Mm-hmm. Uh! 409 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,083 Most guys don't Have the stamina for What's about to happen. 410 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,708 Well, I'm not-- 411 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,958 I'm not most guys. 412 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:02,000 Well, then We shall see. 413 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,833 Hold on one second. Oh, yeah. 414 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,708 Aah! Ha ha! 415 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,542 Get over here. Here we go. Yeah. 416 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,708 Just gonna wrap it up Real quick. 417 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,250 No. We don't Need this. 418 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,500 Uh... 419 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,542 I mean, if you're going-- 420 00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:20,333 Ok. 421 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,625 Ohh...Ooh... 422 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:26,625 Ha ha! 423 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,375 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 424 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:40,667 Yeah. Yeah. Oh... 425 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:44,250 Oh...Oh...Oh... 426 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:44,875 Ohh... 427 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:49,500 Ohh...Ahh...Yeah. 428 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:53,708 Ooh...Yeah. 429 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,083 You're done already? Yeah. 430 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,875 I mean, it's a marathon. It's not a sprint. 431 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:03,583 Ah, that's good. 432 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,792 So are you ready For round two? 433 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,042 Yeah. Sure. 434 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,500 Ok. Hold on. 435 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,625 Maybe we need A second or two. 436 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:15,917 Ok. I'll give you A second. 437 00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:19,208 Maybe just let me Get a-- 438 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:21,625 Ah. Ohh... 439 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:22,875 Ok. Yeah. Here we go. 440 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,458 Come on. Put a baby in me. 441 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,750 What? 442 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,500 Oh, nothing. 443 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,208 Ok. 444 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:43,292 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 445 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:46,042 Yeah. Yeah. 446 00:19:46,042 --> 00:19:47,083 Holy-- 447 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,292 Yeah. Yeah. 448 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:51,250 Go. Come on. Oh, yeah. Oh! 449 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,333 Oh...Ooh... 450 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,875 Yeah. 451 00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:58,958 Told you I'm not Most guys. 452 00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,417 That's good. Yeah. 453 00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,750 How about we take 5? 454 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,000 [panting] 455 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,333 Ah, ok. That was nice. 456 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,583 Here. Give me This pillow. 457 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,708 Yeah. Take a pillow. 458 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,000 Oh, yeah. Do what you got To do. 459 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,125 Ah, yoga. That's a first. 460 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,625 Look. You're Clearly busy. 461 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,667 I'm gonna go get Some water. 462 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:28,417 No, no, no, no, No, no, no, no. Mm! 463 00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:30,917 We're just Getting started. 464 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,208 Curry: ♪ I walked into a smoky joint ♪ 465 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,250 ♪ saw you standing there ♪ 466 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,875 ♪ a whiskey grin Upon your face ♪ 467 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,500 ♪ makes me want to stare ♪ 468 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,667 ♪ I've seen your kind A hundred times ♪ 469 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,167 ♪ you play the ladies well ♪ 470 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,000 ♪ but I'm a different Kind of dame ♪ 471 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,750 ♪ I want you for myself ♪ 472 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,292 [doorbell rings] 473 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:56,542 ♪ I don't hesitate To get what I want ♪ 474 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:57,458 ♪ when I want it, baby ♪ 475 00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,625 ♪ and the music's calling me ♪ 476 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,625 Rachel: I cannot believe You threatened to walk 477 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,333 If they didn't Agree to the terms. 478 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,792 We had no leverage. 479 00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,333 Well, I'm Learning from you. 480 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,792 Oh, no, not me. 481 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:14,500 I wouldn't have tried That maneuver. 482 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,542 Salud. 483 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,833 You say that now, But I've seen you 484 00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:20,208 When your back is Against the wall. 485 00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,750 Oh, you haven't seen me With my back against the wall. 486 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,500 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 487 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,042 So what Are you after-- 488 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:32,500 Home on lake shore, Hot soccer mom wife 489 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,542 With big tits who plays Tennis at the club, 490 00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:36,750 2.3 kids, and a volvo? 491 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,375 Yeah. That doesn't Sound so bad. 492 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,125 But it's not Quite you, is it? 493 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,167 No, not really. 494 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:50,708 What about you-- Attractive bond trader 495 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,792 Descended from A minor english lord, 496 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,875 Drives a porsche, 497 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:58,083 Takes you to the caymans Whenever the mood Strikes. 498 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,750 I've had that. 499 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,250 It gets tiresome. 500 00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,458 I'm just going To hit the head. 501 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,000 Ok. 502 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,333 I'll be back In a flash. 503 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,167 Hey, I'm rachel. I work with jason. 504 00:22:29,708 --> 00:22:33,167 Yeah. I remember. 505 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:37,167 You work at lizzie's Desk, right? 506 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,042 Mm-hmm. 507 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,333 You should be Proud of him. 508 00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,042 He's on fire these days, Like a man possessed. 509 00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:48,458 Wow, that's great. 510 00:22:48,458 --> 00:22:49,667 It is. 511 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,083 He's not your toy, You know. 512 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,875 Can't just come And take him back 513 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,958 Whenever you Change your mind. 514 00:22:58,958 --> 00:23:03,083 Excuse me? You heard me. 515 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,917 He's not a toy? 516 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,333 Wow, hadn't Realized that. 517 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:09,750 Fact that You think that 518 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,167 Tells me everything I need to know about you. 519 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:15,417 Well, whatever you need To tell yourself. 520 00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:16,333 Oh, and another thing, 521 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,417 Fact that you're Hanging out 522 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,875 In toy stores, Little creepy. 523 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,708 You know why? Because you're old. 524 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,042 You know what else? Screw you. 525 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:31,250 Someone needs To get laid. 526 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,500 Fuck you. Hmm. 527 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,250 Curry: ♪ fickle feet, You don't want me ♪ 528 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,125 ♪ you start to leave, Then you finally see ♪ 529 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:42,000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 530 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,542 I'll take care Of that. 531 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:46,333 Curry: ♪ you want me, I don't want you ♪ 532 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:50,750 How come you never Ask me what's wrong? 533 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,958 I figure if you want To tell me, you will, 534 00:23:52,958 --> 00:23:55,083 And if you won't, You won't. 535 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,292 You never complain About anything. 536 00:23:57,292 --> 00:24:00,167 There's nothing to Complain about right now. 537 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:04,625 But if there were? 538 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,667 If I had something I wanted to say, I'd say it. 539 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,458 What if you thought It would bother me? 540 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:11,917 Jeez, you are really Ducking it. 541 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,458 Speak. 542 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:17,333 I saw jason tonight. 543 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:23,375 He seemed confident, Happy. 544 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,667 He was laughing, Maybe even flirting. 545 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:27,000 It was like he-- Like he moved on? 546 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:32,500 Have you? 547 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,417 [slurps] 548 00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:39,167 Curry ♪ what's this game We play? ♪ 549 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:40,125 Do I taste snails? 550 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:45,000 Fuck her. 551 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,500 I don't know If I've moved on. 552 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,125 Yeah, you do. 553 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,042 [martini shaker rattles] 554 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,083 Would you fuck her? 555 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:16,083 Yeah. No. 556 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,083 Maybe, but it's not Gonna happen. 557 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,833 Repetition Creates habit, 558 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,875 Creates a new way Of being, 559 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:30,125 Creates a new life. 560 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,667 The dalai lama Said that. 561 00:25:32,667 --> 00:25:35,458 You are so sexy when you Quote the dalai lama. 562 00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,708 Oh, you're Gonna like this. 563 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:40,167 Excuse me. 564 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:40,792 If everyone could just Indulge me for a moment-- 565 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:42,208 Thank you. Cheers. 566 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:53,083 Will you marry me? 567 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:56,292 I don't know What to say. 568 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:58,250 Yes! Say yeah. 569 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,958 Say yes! Say yeah. 570 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,292 Can you promise me-- 571 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:04,583 Never again. 572 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 I accept... 573 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,500 [cheering and applause] 574 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:15,750 Under one condition. Anything. 575 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,792 You get cured, And I'm gonna 576 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:18,667 Wear this on my Right hand for now. 577 00:26:18,667 --> 00:26:22,042 Allow me. 578 00:26:22,042 --> 00:26:24,583 It's so beautiful. 579 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:25,792 Oh! 580 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:32,333 Courtesy of The house. 581 00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:34,292 Congrats to the Happy couple. 582 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,375 Thank you. 583 00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:40,042 What the fuck? 584 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:43,583 Ha! What the fuck? 585 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:45,542 What's going on? 586 00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:46,875 It's Celebration Night. 587 00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:49,583 [cheering and applause] 588 00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:55,125 What the fuck? 589 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,917 Bryan steele: ♪ oh, look close ♪ 590 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:11,250 ♪ inside the frame ♪ 591 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:18,250 ♪ so close, so close ♪ 592 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:20,167 ♪ not quite the same ♪ 593 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:30,042 Do you have a good Relationship with your exes? 594 00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:32,875 Dana tried To stab me. 595 00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,458 So no break-up sex With her, huh? 596 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,250 She tried to stab me During break-up sex. 597 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,833 By the way, I spoke to your ex. 598 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,125 I think she's in need Of a little closure. 599 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:46,333 You want to be homeless? Go right ahead. 600 00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:47,958 The door is open. 601 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,167 I like it Angry. 602 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,292 And you taste Like sidewalk.